the past few weeks of stress at work dealing with especially insane and stupid parents make me wonder how much longer i can do this... but that thought is always followed by the realization that i have no idea what i would do next for work. walking away from good health care coverage and entering an unstable employment pool do not evoke excitement about this possibly new adventure. guess i need to start taking applications for a sugar daddy. if only my sugar wasn't a broke-ass grad student.
while traveling home for xmas, a stop in a gas station bathroom brought this amazing sight. remember when we proud americans hated france because they weren't behind our awesome idea to invade iraq? and the whole fuss about changing french fries to freedom fries in cafeterias? well, you can rest assured that our proud vending machine sex novelties remain true patriots (as if you ever doubted). made in china, the freedom tickler is sure to please those red-white-and-blue hoo-hoos. but as usual, hypocrisy lies behind the tickle, even the freedom is french...
america --- fuck yeah.
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