opposable thumbs, but ain't got no brain

or, the evolution of stupid... a recent find in africa revealed a new, much older, chapter in human evolution. lucy, the oldest known pre-human until this find, lived 3.2 million years ago (mya). the new find, called ardi, lived 4.4 mya. this is another step in finding the common ancestor we share with modern apes.

the theory of evolution is not a theory in the everyday sense of the word, theory; that it is a guess that might be true. it has been shown to be fact -- species evolve over time. in the 150 years since Darwin published his book, mountains of evidence has accumulated that supports the theory of evolution through natural selection. NO evidence has been found to support creationism. surprising? of course not, creationism is a lie. intelligent design is just about the least intelligent thing religious people have invented. well, aside from religion itself.

all religions have creation myths. but not all religious people have to believe that crap. if you take the bible literally, if you really think a guy lived in the mouth of a whale for a week, you're an idiot. and you make jesus cry.

there have been numerous polls & surveys that have tried to identify the percentage of americans that believe in evolution (a very good summary and critique of many here). of course, the wording of the survey questions have a great influence on the results. the most recent one i've heard of was released june 2009 by the british council international (you can take the survey here). they surveyed 10,000 adults in 10 countries. here are some of the numbers:

• of those who know of Darwin's theory, people in India are most likely to agree with it (77%). of the 10 countries, the US ranked 9th; 41% disagree that there's enough evidence to prove it (Egypt was 10th at 25%).
• 30% in the US disagree with the evidence supporting the theory of evolution (as opposed to Darwin's natural selection theory, specifically)
• people polled in the US, South Africa, and India are the most likely to think god created everything and that all species have always existed in their current form (each at 43%).

these are the same morons who believe the planet is less than 10,000 years old. the same simpletons who think dinosaur fossils were planted by god to test our faith. really?!?! you think this god you invented really hid bones in the ground to fool humans into not believing? and you are just too smart for that?

just perhaps, people do not believe in jebus because religion is a silly waste of time. it is not necessary to maintain human good behavior, in fact it gives people more reasons to kill each other. comforted by delusion, religious people bumble through their devilish lives. if i hear another grieving mother on the news saying that her son getting shot was part of god's plan, i'm going to puke. there IS NO PLAN.

a terrifically stupid video here tells the story of how one retard found god. he and 2 other guys were waiting for a taxi when they were caught in the crossfire of a shooting. one man was shot in the head and died, but "primary dumb guy" was shot in the head a lived. this taught him that god has a plan for him. apparently a much nicer plan that the dead guy's plan... is that really the god you believe in?

i think the best evidence for evolution may be that we are slowly evolving away from religion. we won't see freedom from the mental illness that is christianity (and all others) in our lifetimes, but it is coming