what i thought felt like forever

why can't i start every day this happy? she is amazing.

when days are this gray, and oceans bubble with tar balls, we all need to straddle a sink. no?

oh, and here is some fabulous news. tyra banks has decided to "write" a novel. how did she come up with that incredibly unexpected title?!

a collective WTF

shut up and sit down, america. this is why you are fat. i want one.

KFC has started promoting their groundbreaking new "sandwich" - the revolution is the omission of a bun, replaced by two fried chicken breasts that serve as the bread and help you get the cheese, bacon and sauce in your mouth. this is something your ipad will never do for you.

i just threw up a little, and not sure why, but i want to deep fry it and wrap it in bacon...