Wednesday, March 31, 2010

big gay shocker

I would be remiss if i forgot to mention the breathtaking news that entertainment "journalists" unveiled today -- wait for it -- Ricky Martin is... a queen. I know, I had to hear it twice before I could believe it, too. Never thought HE could be on the team. La Vida cocksucker es delicioso, no?

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

I don't patronize bunny rabbits

San Diego spring break 2010! A lazy smooth few days ahead. After a
delicious brunch, we hit the dog beach Monday. Later we met up with
b's cohorts for happy hour at Burbon Street. We wrapped up the good
times with scrumptious Mexican take out and watched "whip it" a
fabulous movie about roller derby.

Murphy's law brings better weather to MN than here for the next couple days, yet shitty San Diego weather is still pretty damn good. Oh, and on the flight out here, I watched Heathers -- been way too long since I saw that gem. Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

Saturday, March 20, 2010

teach the controversy

ugh. saturday with way too much to do. grading school work sucks, and so i distract myself with this amazing intraweb... spring break can not come soon enough. this girl's gonna go wild. or just spend a week doing as close to nothing as possible. i'm betting on the latter. i have yet to shake this ever-firmer mindset that this is my last year of teaching. i need to leave the classroom, the mounds of useless paperwork, incompetent overbearing yet uninvolved parents, and begin a job that actually stops when you're off the clock. this is a terrifying excitement.

one of the countless ways that education in the US is set up to fail is the process by which history is created in our textbooks. a small board of idiots in texas gets to decide what is american history. it always works out well...

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more fun for others avoiding their to-do lists; here is an infuriating entertaining video that demonstrates the incoherent stupidity of creationists.

Friday, March 12, 2010

please S the F up

got this forwarded email today. seems clever and benign to the palin teabaggers who are sharing it, but what it is really saying is the same tired bullshit argument -- teachers are worthless and our schools are failing, and our poor children will never realize the dream whitney houston had for them. after dealing with parents who exceed stupidity limits for 10 years, i can tell you, it's not the teachers. it's the unprepared, unskilled parents who are fucked, and who are destroying our future.

it seems like good old-fashioned "i made kids suck on a toilet brush" wisdom, but the punch line pokes the screwdriver in my ribs. janitors are the real saviors of our precious children; the rest are called teachers...


Subject: Teachers vs Educators
>
> **
> According to a news report, a certain private school in Brisbane was
> recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls
were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press
their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
>
> Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next
day the girls would put them back.
>
> Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She
called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the
maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were
causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the
mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little
princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the
mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how
much effort was required.
>
> He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
> cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
>
> There are teachers.... and then there are educators**